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A year without a Paris Hilton Sex Tape? No! August 6, 2006

Posted by madwizard in Current Events, Sexual Healing.
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Yep, that’s right! Our currently leading sex-tape ho-bag has sworn off all sexual contact for at least a year. Ooo…

Check it out here.

Here is my problem with this…If she isn’t there to be the sexual scapegoat for the repressed sexuality of our ridiculously puritan society, won’t we all just explode in sexual ickiness? You don’t believe that we live in a ridiculously puritan society?

Here is proof…From the mouths of babes, so to speak.

First link by comcast.net entertainment, second from stupidevilbastard.com(and then via TPRS)

Woohoo! The U.S.A. and France have finally agreed to stop fighting! August 5, 2006

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Yay! Oh, wait, they aren’t at war. Why are they negotiating a cease fire again?

Ohhhhh!

So they agree, that the U.N. might agree, to present a ceasefire that, maybe, someday, Israel and Lebanon will both agree to. Hmm…Why is it that I feel the U.N. is frigging worthless? Oh, it’s because they have the eye of the global media, yet are completely impotent to do…anything at all. I get a giant headline that U.S.A. and France have agreed on a ceasefire, and all it means is that Israel and Lebanon (oops, *Hezbollah*) will keep having at each other. Just like most U.N. revolutions, it isn’t even worth the paper it’s written on. It’s verbal (or in this case, contractual) masturbation on a global scale by a worthless organization.

Daily Show weighs in on Lebanon-Israel Conflict August 4, 2006

Posted by madwizard in Current Events, Religion and Philosophy.
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Wow…This has to be one of the most vicious comedy bits the Daily Show has ever done on the religious factionalism of the region. It’s definitely a good watch…

The Ultimate in Preventing Disgruntled Ex-Employee Rampages August 4, 2006

Posted by madwizard in Business, Current Events.
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We’ve all heard about the corporate sub-culture devoted to research ways to reduce the chance a disgruntled employee will go on a rampage. Firing on Fridays, giving better recommendations than merited, laying off rather than firing, etc…

Well, now we have reached a new low apparently.

LONDON (AFP) – A company has defended its decision to sack one of its staff by text message, claiming it was keeping in touch with youth culture.

Katy Tanner, a 21-year-old sales assistant, received the message while she was off work with a migraine, the South Wales Echo newspaper said Friday.

The text message said: “We will not require your services anymore…Thank you for your time with us.”

“I don’t think it’s right to just text someone. At least they should have talked to me face to face,” Tanner said.

“You’re not allowed to text in sick, you have to phone. The fact that they texted me is a bit of double standards.”

Wow…That’s all I have to say…What a pathetic cowardly way to fire someone. And from what she said, she called in sick earlier that day, since you can’t text in sick! So they decided, after she called in sick, to fire her, and avoid directly telling her about it.

The oddest thing is, it isn’t like it was a bunch of suits in a boardroom necessarily. This was a body-piercing and jewelry store in Cardiff. Weird.

Link via Yahoo News.

Hah! See! Finally, we have proof! August 4, 2006

Posted by madwizard in Evil Robots intent on World Domination, Fun and Interesting, Technology.
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I knew there were robots being trained to be more efficient killers! My advice if you see one…Kick it while it’s down, which appears to be roughly half the time. The other half of the time? Run!

Ouch…That’s gotta hurt! August 4, 2006

Posted by madwizard in Current Events, Technology.
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According to this article at arstechnica.com, AOL’s dropping customer count has finally prompted some axe action from Time Warner.  TW is selling off all Europe dial-up infrastructure, making many AOL paid services free, and firing around 5,000 employees.  Yikes…Sounds pretty serious.  The article says that they will go the advertising route to make up for the loss of revenue from their pay services.  I wonder if they’ll still send out those neat little coasters with their logo on them for me to use…

Ah, our rich, intrepid lawmakers once again win a battle against the poor August 4, 2006

Posted by madwizard in Corruption, Current Events.
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Well, our Senate has yet again shot down a bill to raise the minimum wage in our country. I mean, it isn’t like the cost of living has increased, has it? It’s not like inflation actually exists.

According to an article on CNNMoney.com, both sides seem to be playing politics with this one, with the Democrats having stomped on the bill because it was porkbarrelled with a decrease in estate taxes. One can only imagine why Republicans would have sponsored this bill for the first time in ten years right now. Oh, wait, it is an election year, isn’t it? The Democrats are claiming this bill to be a clever double threat: Porkbarrelled estate tax decreases that benefit only the rich, and election year sucking up to the poor if it actually passed. And so they stomped it into the ground.

My question is this…What the hell is an estate tax decrease doing on a bill to raise the minimum wage? Someone tell me what the hell the two have to do with one another? Maybe I’ll believe the Republicans actually give a crap about the poor if someone can answer this question…

And should the Democrats, even knowing that the rich would prosper in more than one way if this bill passed, still have stopped it? It would improve the lot of the poor in this country by finally allowing minimum wage to catch up to the increased standard of living. The rich pay less taxes, the Republicans can claim to have sponsored and passed the bill.Are these two consequences bad enough to stomp on the bill? Apparently Democrats feel that they were.

Thanks again, Congress…

Here’s the full link: http://money.cnn.com/2006/08/04/news/economy/minimum_wage/

Oooh…This comes as a shock…Which tarot card am I? August 4, 2006

Posted by madwizard in Fun and Interesting, Personal.
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You scored as IV – The Emperor. The Emperor represents power. There is nothing subtle about this Tarot card. The Empress has power through love.The Emperor has power through power. He is in control, he is forceful and ambitious. Nothing will stop him. He is a natural leader, having either been born to the role or having disposed of all those who stood in his way. If well aspected in a Tarot spread this card can indicate success. It represents obstacles overcome, goals reached and ambition fulfilled. If badly aspected it can indicate either weakness or an abuse of power.

IV – The Emperor
 
100%
VIII – Strength
 
88%
XVI: The Tower
 
81%
II – The High Priestess
 
75%
XIII: Death
 
75%
I – Magician
 
69%
XV: The Devil
 
63%
XIX: The Sun
 
56%
VI: The Lovers
 
50%
III – The Empress
 
50%
XI: Justice
 
50%
0 – The Fool
 
31%
X – Wheel of Fortune
 
25%

Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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Whoa! I think I need to lighten up on the topics a bit! July 31, 2006

Posted by madwizard in Current Events, Religion and Philosophy.
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All righty, time to get this blog rolling!  My last post was WAY too didactic and supported by evidence, let’s get into some dirt now.  Ends-Means doctrine…What does it mean to you?  Well, to me, it can come down to some very basic ethics.  Such as…If you were a police officer, and you had foreknowledge (in our ethical supposition, perfect foreknowledge) that a child you would encounter would very soon detonate an IED, killing over twenty people at a roadside cafe (say, in Baghdad), and you got there just in time to pull the trigger or not, would you do it?

This is the logical conclusion of the Ends-Means doctrine as written, the good of the many supersedes the good of the few (or the one!)  So, for a real-world example, Soldiers are fighting and dying steadily in Iraq to make sure that future generations may be free.  Or, possibly, you might believe they are over there fighting so that those little children, women, and men civilians (hah!) don’t swim over here with their Improvised explosve devices and detonate them here.

Well, first off, who just got elected in Iraq as the dominant party?  That’s right, the Shi’a.  Hmm, and who is the ruling faction in Iran, and dominant in Syria?  That’s right, you got it. Well, let’s look at the region, shall we, and think about when exactly this region was at peace.  Oh, wait, fucking never!  There have always been factions in this region (back to biblical times, which is the fucking problem), and every time the West has interfered, things got worse.  It would appear we just handed Iraq directly to Iran, instead of actually having an insurgency.  An “insurgency” would imply Iraqis against Iraqis, which does not seem to be the case.  This is more of a terror campaign, fought by nearby nations with vested interests in Iraq, seeking destabilization or perhaps a compatible regime to theirs.  The number of people who want democracy in Iraq appear to be the minority.

So what about our doctrine now?  At what point do we realize that sacrificing a generation of our young people into the gaping maw of factional civil war in Iraq may not be in America’s, or its’ troops, best interest?  Haven’t we been through this before in Vietnam?

Well, the Bush Administration (heretofore referred to as Bush and Co., or simply the Retard Pretend Messiah, depending on how pissed off I am at the time), say we must stay the course, and as the Iraqis stand up, we (meaning our troops) will stand down.  Yet just this week, he admitted that things are going real shitty and more troops will be sent in.  Hmmm.

What hope do we have that this will ever end?  Well, seeing as we just aided and abetted an election basically handing this country to the dominant faction in Iran, not very much, IMHO.  Ooo, after this blog entry I’m probably on Bush and Co.’s terrorist watch list.  Scary!

Anyway, from now on my entries will be shorter, and more geared towards current events, or specific issues, instead of long boring pontifications into the darker nature of man.  Well, okay, there might be a few of those.  But less than before.

Oh, and express your opinion all you want, as usual, but if you attempt to say I am wrong, and you try to debate and destroy my points, the rules of logical argument will be enforced.  This will be a normal caveat at the end of all my blog entries.  Opinion or debate, your choice.  I never attack opinions, or people’s right to them, but I will attempt to utterly destroy an argument that attempts to deconstruct my points.  With a friendly smile, as usual.

“The ends justify the means” and other discredited Papal Doctrines July 12, 2006

Posted by madwizard in Religion and Philosophy.
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Yeah, that’s right, I said it.

But, one might say, the ends-means doctrine was never an approved dogma of the Catholic church or any other! This is an unfair and unfounded attack on the Pope, and organized religion in general! In fact, this same doctrine has been shown through many teachings of said churches to be the work of Satan, attempting to corrupt.

Well, perhaps all that is true. However, we must take into account that there can be a disjunction between the words people speak and the actions they actually take. (My preferred term is two-face-i-cism) To illustrate this point, let’s take an (admittedly brief) look at the behavior of the Catholic Church throughout time and touch on a few examples.

I shall take the chronology from a very neutral (in my mind) source: A Catholic website that has posted it so that others might educate themselves on the history of the church. I can release this source upon request if anyone takes issue with my assertions here, but I hate leaving paper (web) trails if I can help it, so I will not post it initially.

Between 48-49 A.D., there was held the 1st Christian Council, in which the doctrines of circumcision and dietary law (encapsulated in Leviticus) is agreed to by apostles and written in a letter. This is about 12 years after the Crucifixion of Jesus. Now, Leviticus is the third book in the Hebrew Bible (Christians can read this as Old Testament for most intents and purposes). Orthodox Jews, therefore, see this book as being the absolute word of God, dictated to Moses on Mount Sinai. Christians, however, interpreted this information more as a prophecy of Jesus rather than as strict rites or regulations, and most importantly, his sacrifice as an offering to God, as purification for sins. Obviously, however, they still perceived worth in some of its restrictions, and acted to make this doctrine. Why? What ends were they seeking? Well, let’s see…Many of the restrictions in Leviticus are very intelligent and useful to those living in harsh conditions in near-desert and desert climates. Pork? Why does God hate pigs? Maybe he really hates Trichinellosis, a vicious and nasty disease we can get from eating undercooked pig. Circumcision? Well, even today people bandy about the theory that it is easier to keep the male genitals clean when a child is young, since the foreskin is not retractible until an variable time after birth. This may be a very basic hygiene concern. My problem with is that it was translated, not into a health warning, but doctrine. Official Church Doctrine. In that, the Lord Your God said it, so do it. Aw, come on, are people really that intractable that everything must be couched as doctrine? Back to my point, the ends (keeping people healthy) justified the means (spiritual blackmail). Whether the apostles believed that God still talked to them, they felt the need to couch these commands in direct language from God to create fear and obedience.

Also, let’s look at Genesis, and the Concept of Original Sin. Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Pretty Tree with fruits, and a hidden snake. Why does this concept exist in the Bible? Any Bible? The Books of the Bible, Old and New, were collected and inserted over time, so if Leviticus is the Christian interpretation of an earlier work, then Genesis may be as well. After all, every single book that is in the Bible was approved, and many gospels were thrown out by those in charge of the Church for various reasons. Why keep Genesis? Well, lots of reasons! Everything has a beginning, and this is explained in Genesis. Of course, there are a few beginnings in Genesis, different but parallel. Why keep the Garden story, and thereby force all believers to accept the sins of their progenitors, which they can never truly atone for in life? My answer: Guilt and Dependancy upon Grace. Guilt because it is one of the most powerful emotions of Humanity, and Dependancy upon Grace because it makes God, and therefore The Church and Jesus, necessary. (Later Martin Luther would try and cut the Catholic Church out of their piece of this pie by his 95 Theses, setting into motion the Protestant Reformation, creating a new War of Ideology that continues to claim lives even today.) By no means was the success of the Catholic Church amongst the viciousness of Romans and Barbarians an accident. It was carefully planned to appeal to a large base of believers, bring the pagans into the fold by adding in many of their Solstice and Equinox celebrations as Christian Holidays and transferring their beliefs in a Mother Goddess to the Virgin Mary, gave them answers (however incoherent those might be considered in a rational light), and the motivation (Guilt and Fear) to fight with complete fanaticism against those who persecuted them. Also, shared belief and dependancy is a powerful force for unification and social control of behavior, which is why virtually every civilization that has ever existed has used religion and/or superstition to control, I mean enlighten, its citizens. Again, the ends of creating a cohesive religion with almost complete dependancy on the Church justified the means of picking and choosing exactly which part of God’s word in the Gospels would be included in the Bible. If you doubt that the Church underwent this process of selection, read the King James Version against ANY OTHER VERSION. In fact, read any version against any other version with an eye for what is not there, not for what is there. Did God stutter to some of the people whom these versions were dictated to? They are all the Word of God, are they not?

Ah, now we come to one of my favorite periods of history…The Crusades! Now, what was the stated purpose of the Crusades? Let’s start with the first one, under Pope Urban II. The purpose was to restore Asia Minor to Byzantium and conquer the Holy Land from the Turks. Why? Well, should the cradle of the Christian Religion be occupied by infidels? Never! Even though many books of the Old and New Testament are virtually identical to those of the Quran and many more are similar, the Turks must die! Understanding between similar moral viewpoints? pshaw. Hmm…Well, Jerusalem was sacked, and many were killed on both sides. For some years, the Christians occupied the Holy City. Then they didn’t again. Then they did again. Then they didn’t again. Still they do not, though most are free to visit the area. Now, what were the real purposes of the Crusades, since permanent occupation did not occur, and indeed, only seemed a periodic interest of the Church. There were several side effects of the Crusades, and perhaps we should look at these rather than the stated purpose. First off, the Pope himself declared that these Crusades should happen, and world leaders fell over each other trying to accomplish them. This certainly solidified belief in the SECULAR Authority of the Church rather than the Spiritual Authority. Also, sending young men in a cause where they might die for their religious or patriotic beliefs often reinforces those beliefs, and this was especially true before the Ages of Reason and Humanism. Young men who stayed in their own country are more likely to be disaffected of the Church or Religion, and more likely to serve secular ends throughout their lives. The Ends: increasing loyalty to the Church, picking a vicious enemy to rally the troops around you rather than criticizing your policies, and solidifying their Secular authority by controlling the movement of the troops of nations. The Means: Approximately Nine million dead, at least half of these Christian.

All right, well, this post is getting somewhat huge, and we can always revisit it later. Let’s end on one of my favorite subjects, and one of the Catholic church’s least favorite: Condoms! The Catholic Church is rather notorious at the moment for their stance on this, and also because the successor to John Paul II, Benedict XVI, is currently reviewing this stance. Let’s just look at one country at the moment: South Africa. In this area, 5.3 million people are infected with HIV and fully a quarter of all pregnant women test positive for it. Abstinence, not only being impractical for this mode of society for these women (choosing with whom you sleep or are married to is mostly a Western phenomenon),is obviously not cutting it. What has been the Church’s position on this? Well, condom use prohibits the transmission of Life, and this is certainly against the instructions we were given in our Holy Book. The fact that abstinence is not working appears to be the fault of these poor souls. To be fair, Catholic organizations contribute between 25 and 30 percent, depending on which set of figures you look at, of the care AIDS victims receive in the entire world. Well, I say an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, and guess what? There is no cure! At least, until our Pharmaceutical industry manages to find cures for Cancer and AIDS rather than pills that restore old rich men’s hair and sexual potency. But I digress, that is a discussion for another day. The Ends of the condom controversy: Protecting the infallibility of Church Doctrine, not having to admit the Church is utterly and completely wrong, and not letting science and reason interfere in what has been declared to be a spiritual matter-Procreation. The Means: Tens of millions dead, millions currently dying, Pope shuffling papers to give a good PR impression without actually giving ground.

Have you noticed it? In 2000 years, the means have become more and more costly to Humanity, while the ends have become less helpful and beneficial to Humanity, but better for the Church. This is ultimate corruption, that offered by Satan or Lucifer in the Christian Framework. Make a small concession, and you are more likely to compromise yourself the next time a concession is asked for. This is how Evil can corrupt, and evidently it can infest an organization of individuals, not just one. Also known as the Slippery Slope theory, this is one of the same arguments used by Christians and Governments against things like Gay Marriage today…If we let Homosexuals get married, what’s next? Animals marrying people? Three person unions? Ironic, I think, that a Church that has constantly invoked this doctrine to preserve its own power now has adherents that try to take the rights of others away by refusing to give an inch on its beliefs and trying to enforce their own world view on the world. Of course, the subject of Marriage is not that simple, and has never been. But again, a subject for another time.

Anyone who reads this, please comment if you wish! Questions, concerns, answers, and/or verbal abuse are welcome as long as you present evidence and logical argument to back it up. Expect your argument to be attacked and deconstructed if you seek to attack and deconstruct mine…I do not take this personally, and if you post, neither should you! I enjoy debate and the give and take of ideas, and free exchange of opinion, but these things ARE NOT the same!!! Post an opinion and say it as such, or give me a spirited argument about the cases I have presented here, but understand these are not the same thing, and I will treat them very differently.

Also, the next post will be about the current world situation and how this doctrine has been expanded by Christian and Muslim nations to influence their foreign policy. Scary, ain’t it!