A year without a Paris Hilton Sex Tape? No! August 6, 2006
Posted by madwizard in Current Events, Sexual Healing.trackback
Yep, that’s right! Our currently leading sex-tape ho-bag has sworn off all sexual contact for at least a year. Ooo…
Here is my problem with this…If she isn’t there to be the sexual scapegoat for the repressed sexuality of our ridiculously puritan society, won’t we all just explode in sexual ickiness? You don’t believe that we live in a ridiculously puritan society?
Here is proof…From the mouths of babes, so to speak.
First link by comcast.net entertainment, second from stupidevilbastard.com(and then via TPRS)
paris hilton is celibate and i am the tooth fairy.
dude, you are obviously too smart for the university of utah. someday you will invent something or get published and a university will give you an honorary degree.